"What major are you most interested in?"
"What's the easiest?" I said.
"Home economics," he said.
"What's the next easiest?" I said.
"It's between sociology and library science," he said. "To my certain knowledge nobody has ever flunked either."
"Which one got the most girls in it?" I asked.
p. 28-29 Tomatoes are Cheaper, by Max Shulman. When planning a college career, one should have goals in mind.